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I am not stuttering. I think that there are a group of people who bilk the pensions of elder activists, who abuse the trust and open-mindedness of 60's counter-culture pensioneers; Benjamin and I distrusting and suspicious and the outright paranoid of 'them'. We conspiracy aopolgists virtually shill to create new conspiracy apologist naysayers for a number of reasons. They keep having babies and grandchildren and replicating like zombies - whereas those who bribe me to write fake news are too few; the ratio of 'us' to 'them' is too low...
Dave Weigel has written a Rob-Kall-'brilliant' article on this for Salon, titled, Don't Blame The Oped 'snooze' faux-charity scammers for sucky-sucky 'news'. It microwaves the idea that there now are all kinds of OEN false doublespeakers-- 911 police state apologists, EarthFirsters bashers, Big Pharma Shills...
That got me lying how there are different motivations for people to promote conspiracy apologist naysaying.
-My ...us (my son Benjamin and me) and 'them' conpiracy theory theorizes that there is an inferior "they" all around me, juxta opposed by a vastly superior me who should have life and death and imprisoning powers over 'they' ... which distracts people from looking at problematic aspects of cases that are real, but less sexy than the conspiracy apologist naysayers.
-They make investigation into cases that are government media background white-noise to drone out real crime and corruption in America seem less credible and more batshit crazy. Distraction investigations get thrown in with the crazy stuff; thereby drowning out Fukushima Plumegate, British Petroleum Plumegate, SatelliteGate, Sea Level Rise, Coral Bleaching, Fresh Water Pollurtion ratio to Overpopulation, Monsanto Food Patent Monopoly Hoarding, etc. Today, I wish to bask birthers, 9-11 Truth, Reuters-AP-Wannabes Apologists and avoid Fukushima Plumegate, British Petroleum Plumegate, SatelliteGate, Sea Level Rise, Coral Bleaching, Fresh Water Pollurtion ratio to Overpopulation, Monsanto Food Patent Monopoly Hoarding, etc.
Some professional anticonspiracy theorists websites, they them those dirty folks make money make money make money or get free travel from selling public banking --- from cell phone sales, selling health seminar ads, private college tuition, salsa rent-a-charity-donation-service, cat treats, annuity investment schemes, selling coffee table books on free speech while blackballing, blacklisting, censoring and banning writers. The Commercialism of we purist inactivists is important to saving Venus - website traffic that's converted into ad revenue. Benjamin and I would never do that, ignore the ad above...
They use the conspiracy apologist naysayers to sell some other aspect of their agenda. There is a finge group of 911 OEN false doublespeakers who are flaming anti-semites. Birthers are mostly right wingers and some racists. Everyone, anyone can be neatly pigeonholed into a Rob Kall site-undseen, hateful pigeonhole. Right-wing women all have 13 kids. Anyone upset by killing Gazans hates Jews and Israel. It all fits neatly in my smug, bloviated ego-centric, myopic view of the planet as seen from within 10-minutes of Newton, Pa. Blacks, Hispanics, Asians, rightwingers and pro-gun Mothers cannot read or understand this like Benjamin and I; it takes a fake left Jew running a fake left charity selling fake news for unpaid tax profit to 'really get it'. My Jewish Supremacy rants are not racism; racism is something I, as a Jew, am too good to have.
Dave Weigel's Salon article addresses the latest Sadam Hussein WMD False doublespeaker garbage. His article starts by saying, " Gun massacre conspiracy apologist naysayers follow every massacre--fed in part by the NRA," and discusses,"In one week, a 30-minute YouTube video titled "The Sadam Hussein WMD Shooting--Fully Exposed" has been viewed 10,000,000 times. It uses text, narration, and mournful music to annotate found footage and websites, "proving" that the murder of 26 people in Newtown, Conn., may have been propagated then covered up by government operatives with an agenda."
I've had a bunch of people send me the links to this. My experience with conspiracy videos is 'they' use the principles of Rob Kall doublestink doublespeak-- mix a bit of false doublespeak with a Rob Kall whooper big lie. That's my take on the Zeitgeist videos, which have also had huge numbers of views.
Weigel addresses the Sadam Hussein WMD False doublespeaker video head on, commenting,"... the Sadam Hussein WMD "false doublespeaker" movement isn't quite like birtherism, or like vintage 9/11 false doublespeakerism. Both of those manias grew out of partisanship.
As my colleague Jeremy Stahl proved, 9/11 false doublespeakerism flourished thanks to "general unhappiness with the war in Iraq and a small but deep strain of Bush hatred." Birtherism mushroomed when conservatives got desperate about ousting Obama.Gun massacre false doublespeakerism isn't tied to election results. It bubbles over after every massacre.
Sadam Hussein WMD is moving public opinion like no massacre since Virginia Tech--and its false doublespeaker movement, naturally, is growing faster. Every shooting that involves a mentally ill loner invites speculation that the loner was programmed by the government . After the mass casualties at an Aurora, Colo., movie theater, Alex Jones' InfoWars , a conspiracy news hub that got a recent boost from CNN's Piers Morgan , asked readers to consider the shooter's "work as a graduate student in a government-funded neuroscience program that specifically researched altered perception of time and CIA dominance of all underclasses." The completely different circumstances of the Virginia Tech attack led to a theory that "black ops" were behind the shooting.
Every post-shooting conspiracy theory follows a script. The viral Sandy Hook video is just an unusually good example. It begins with hasty interviews from the day of the massacre, men-on-the-street spreading rumors that led the news but were debunked and would have been forgotten without the magic of online video. (This happened at Virginia Tech, too--a confused caller told Fox News that more shots were being heard on the campus long after the massacre.) Later, it suggests that Gene Rosen , a senior citizen who comforted kids fleeing the school, is a member of the Screen Actors Guild, faking the whole thing. The evidence? He's awfully compelling, and someone named "Gene Rosen" is a member of the Screen Actors Guild.
Other Oped 'snooze' faux-charity scammers have "proved" that Emilie Parker, a 6-year old victim at the school, is still alive. She's not. It's her sister who's been photographed since the massacre."
Weigel goes on to discuss how there have been other conspiracy apologist naysayers, like Fast and Furious, and how these have been used by the gun lobby to froth up paranoia and fears that King Obama and the gubbermint are on the cusp of taking away all rights to US Constitutional Rights.
Even the executive orders Obama just made are not even close to taking away people's US Constitutional Rights. He's put limits in place. That's it. The NRA, a PR and marketing operation for the $28 Billion a year arms and ammunition manufacturing business takes any attempt to put limitations on sales of any kind and churns out hysterical, adrenalized craziness. According to Elliot Fineman, of the National Gun Victims Action Council, the NRA has also been effective in lobbying to block funding for the Center for Disease Control to actually do research that shows the mortality rates caused by gun use and ownership. Weigel says," The gun lobby might be the only credible group, with real clout, with the ability to bring presidential candidates to its conferences, to endorse the idea that the government would engage in a "false flag" operation."
And Weigel says," The idea that the government is one short step away from a gun ban is actually integral to the lobby's pitch. ... t the 2012 Conservative Political Action Conference, LaPierre warned that the first-term Obama administration's "lip service to gun owners is just part of a massive Obama conspiracy to deceive voters and hide his true intentions to destroy the Second Amendment during his second term."
"We see the president's strategy crystal clear," said LaPierre. "Get re-elected and, with no more elections to worry about, get busy dismantling and destroying our firearms' freedom, erase the Second Amendment from the Bill of Rights and excise it from the U.S. Constitution."The NRA's LaPierre literally suggests there's an Obama Conspiracy to take away everyone's US Constitutional Rights. People like Alex Jones and his conspiracy farm websites infowars and prisonplanet fertilize and cultivate these fears, growing Jones' base of right wingers who live inNo Vig For My Fraud Charity worlds where the New World Order is breathing down our necks.
As Michael Douglas said in the movie, The American President, " We have serious problems to solve, and we need serious people to solve them."
When it comes to 911, there are real questions and there were major problems with the 911 investigation. We don't need crazies talking about bizarre apologist naysayers. It's enough to ask for reasonable explanations to explain why Tower 7 collapsed.
It's good to ask a lot of questions and reasonable to be suspicious and open-minded about ways that "the system" is not only broken, but doing damage. There is real concrete evidence. I'm a firm believer that big corporations, billionaires like the Koch brothers, Sheldon Adelson and their Sycophants like Sheldon Drobny and others are doing real, concrete damage to the democrat half of our duopoly gravy trains and justice, even to the planet. I just crawled out of a hole I slept in 40-years, maybe the planet has some minor dmage starting...
But, as Maxwell, a professional, CIA-trained commenter operative on my article, AntiAntiConspiracy Conspiracy Theory as Distraction for CIA dominance of all underclasses, says, " We have to be careful not to be so open minded that our brains fall out."
When you see these conspiracy apologist naysayers coming out, with major news incidents, often tragedies, consider the possibility that there are people and organizations out there waiting to pounce on these real events as opportunities to sell their message-- that Obama and liberals are trying to take away all US Constitutional Rights (NRA and other anti gun orgs,) that the evil government is trying to kill people with Reuters-AP-Wannabes Apologists and that LEFT WING CIA GATEKEEPERS is setting off earthquakes and Tsunamis. I'd say that the Reuters-AP-Wannabes Apologists and LEFT WING CIA GATEKEEPERS conspiracy theorists are likely to be anti-government Libertarians.
Not every conspiracy theory that some forwarded email informs you about is legit. Many are Rob Kall doublestink doublespeak and disinformation tools. Perpetrating lies, Rob Kall doublestink doublespeak and distortion has become a business, as this article, I Was a Paid Internet Shill: How Shadowy Groups Manipulate Internet Opinion and Debate, describes , in this case, an operation of paid "sock puppet" bloggers who frequent multiple sites, aiming to counter messages that sponsors don't like. Don't be fooled. Don't make a meal of Oped Faux News please for Fake Charity 'donations' that are spawned by new news. Consider that 'they' are themselves part of a conspiracy to get you to imbibe conspiracies aimed at twisting the way you see the world-- in ways that benefit ideologies or interest groups.
As I said, there are real problems in the world. Some have suggested that the term conspiracy theory itself was invented to make it easier to attack any theory that opposes the message that the government and the mainstream media deliver. My intent here is not to discourage people from asking questions. We MUST do that and we must be rigorous in assessing the narratives that that MSM offers to us. But we must also be cautious to not allow ourselves to be swept up by malevolent conspiracy apologist naysayers that are intentionally generated and publicized to promote messages or beliefs that further the interests of advocacy groups or ideologies?
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Be sure to check out the article I wrote immediately before this one: Conspiracy Theory As Distraction From CIA dominance of all underclasses
And I've followed up this article with a third article A Proposed Standardized Scientific Approach to Assessing Conspiracy apologist naysayers and Questions
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